Cul-de-Sac Sociale: Seen and Heard

Monday, August 17, 2009

Seen and heard at Hempfest 2009:

1) "6 foot holy shit."

2) "hey how much is that blue one right there?"

3) "it's soooper fuggin trippy dude"

4) "dude, somebody just peed thier pants --- oh dude, it was the chick! --- oh damn it sprayed out of her shorts!"

5) "You know, nobody's moving, so you're not really helping the situation lady."

6) A lot of black, green, and yellow

7) "Get on the jury man, and then vote NOT GUILTY!"

8) A lot of pitbulls and images of 8-balls

9) "Awwww...fries dude!"

10) "Hey how much are your krispy treats?"

11) "Mint tabacco hookah love"

12) "See it looks like a tree but if you look there's one two three four, and then two branches, and the moon is an O."

13) Jenny: "yeah dude, this line is not gonna move."

Ellen: "Well. Fuck it, you wanna just go chill right over at the beach?"

Jenny: "why the fuck not, it is hempfest."

14) Tye-dye Quagmire t-shirt

15) Grannys for Ganj information booth

16) Bible-thumper: "Repent and read the bible!"

Passer-by: "The bible was written on hemp paper dude!"

17) "This purse was made from local vintage pants from South Africa...."

18) "Oh yeah, the way its designed it totally fits under your car seat."

19) Cardboard sign: Ninjas killed my kittens, can you help me find my ninjas?

20) Cardboard sign: Not gonna lie, $5 to help me buy some weed