Saturday, August 29, 2009

Facebook observation #27

Normally I don't really like griping about Facebook, it's too insignificant. But I can't help it this time, what's the deal with people on Facebook that post like 106 pictures and make an album of thier one night out on the town and call it "Just another Thursday." And they're like meaningless picures that accomplish nothing other than exposing the poster's desperate vanity.

Soooo ok Ashley, you started your Thursday night at your friend's house where you drank out of red plastic party cups, and hey I've never seen a bottle of Bacardi Limon before so I'm glad you took a picture of it, and wow it looks like Jen has a tweed gray couch just like mine, oh and hey there's the inside of the bar with some tables - wow good thing you took a picture of it because I've never seen black stand-up tables inside a bar before, oh and wow you played Buck Hunt after two bottles of Bud, wow is that how you hold a gun? how hard of you, I'm scared. Ohmigosh there's Ashley, Jen, and Jake sipping different colored drinks, how funny and cute and clever, I'm so glad you took a picture of that, gee you're smiling in all these pictures that you dont look drunk and happy at all, you look like you just want people on your Facebook to think you're drunk and happy, hey there's Jen grabbing Ashley's boob and you're laughing about it, hahhahaha, now I'm laughing too. Geez Ashley, if only I could've been so lucky to hang with you that night because I've seen all these outrageous pics that you posted on your Facebook!!

Are you fucking kidding me? "Just Another Thursday!?!" I just don't understand.

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Monday, August 17, 2009

Seen and Heard










Seen and heard at Hempfest 2009:
1) "6 foot holy shit."
2) "hey how much is that blue one right there?"

3) "it's soooper fuggin trippy dude"

4) "dude, somebody just peed thier pants --- oh dude, it was the chick! --- oh damn it sprayed out of her shorts!"
5) "You know, nobody's moving, so you're not really helping the situation lady."

6) A lot of black, green, and yellow

7) "Get on the jury man, and then vote NOT GUILTY!"

8) A lot of pitbulls and images of 8-balls

9) "Awwww...fries dude!"

10) "Hey how much are your krispy treats?"

11) "Mint tabacco hookah love"

12) "See it looks like a tree but if you look there's one two three four, and then two branches, and the moon is an O."

13) Jenny: "yeah dude, this line is not gonna move."
Ellen: "Well. Fuck it, you wanna just go chill right over at the beach?"
Jenny: "why the fuck not, it is hempfest."

14) Tye-dye Quagmire t-shirt
15) Grannys for Ganj information booth

16) Bible-thumper: "Repent and read the bible!"
Passer-by: "The bible was written on hemp paper dude!"

17) "This purse was made from local vintage pants from South Africa...."

18) "Oh yeah, the way its designed it totally fits under your car seat."

19) Cardboard sign: Ninjas killed my kittens, can you help me find my ninjas?
20) Cardboard sign: Not gonna lie, $5 to help me buy some weed

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Friday, August 07, 2009

Management


Looks like the 520 Management team?

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