Monday, December 21, 2009

Pruno = Kombucha

So I finished half a bottle of raspberry kombucha and I was thinking.....I've never had Pruno but if I did I bet it wouldn't taste that much different from kombucha. I'm pretty sure the aftertaste effects would stand up pretty well to kombucha too - you know, that feeling like someone just shot needles through your eyeballs and they landed directly at the base of your neck where your head meets your spinal chord? Yeah, that feeling. All while savoring the taste of raspberry flavored fermented foot sweat. I've heard Pruno can make you go blind if it's not fermented properly - just like kombucha!


And while this going to sound probably gross, but why is there a huge blood clot in my kombucha? It looks like a bad period or something. Fuckin gross dude.




- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone. Bitchez.